Humour/Jokes thread **SOME JOKES MAY OFFEND**

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Post by Barnsh » Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:49 pm

Came across this today , made me chuckle

"Please, not the Defender again, it hurts"

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Post by Canuk » Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:54 am

:lol: D3GGY to long to quote , but reminds me why I retired early..


Copied and pasted to several friends already, at least my computer mouse has never bit me.
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Post by Alan Duckett » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:26 am

Why Shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them

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Post by Techauthorbob » Sun Jun 03, 2018 10:20 am

Since I retired I have been helping a guy clean mirrors.
Quite enjoyed helping, I could see myself doing that job!

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Post by Barnsh » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:14 pm

This thread makes me laugh, come on Buy British or any other newbies to the forum for that matter ... you must have a few gems .
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MY17 HSE 180 gone
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My16 DS 180 ~ rejected :oops:

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Post by Deleted User 2930 » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:26 pm

Speaking to the Mother-in-law last week I said “treasure ..................................”

I always call her treasure since she looks like something that’s been dug up!

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Post by Buy british » Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:32 pm

OK.....what about the..... insomniac, dyslexic. , agnostic fella,..,..........he lay awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog !
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Post by Past master » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:26 pm

Well if you want humour, this comment cut and pasted from BB on viewtopic.php?p=91652#p91652
certainly amused me:
"We need a statement from JLR on this. "
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Post by Buy british » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:15 am

I read that one of President Trump’s protection officers has been dismissed.

In a practice run of an assassination attempt, the officer shouted “ Mickey Mouse “........,,..............he should have shouted Donald, duck !
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Post by Barnsh » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:17 pm

My18 FPace, 25t, BRG, R Sport, Auto. 18 way mem Seats, ActiveLED, PrivGlass, ICTP, blis, cooled gloves, spare.
MY17 HSE 180 gone
My16.5 DS 180 b pillar tick ~ rejected :oops:
My16 DS 180 ~ rejected :oops:

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