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by Buy british
Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:10 pm
Forum: Main Discovery Sport chat
Topic: DS MPG, is this a record?
Replies: 5
Views: 638

Re: DS MPG, is this a record?

No......it means your computer's knackered .......😜
by Buy british
Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:13 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: The death of diesel? Or the future?
Replies: 188
Views: 17611

Re: The death of diesel? Or the future?

Well, I hope they're gonna build some more power stations........we're already importing electricity from France to meet demand in winter.

I sincerely hope that all these eco motorists don't have a detrimental effect on the performance of my kettle and toaster in the mornings ...😰
by Buy british
Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:44 am
Forum: Main Discovery Sport chat
Topic: New owner questions
Replies: 12
Views: 769

Re: New owner questions

Gg.....can’t help you with music.....and all insurance is a waste of money....UNTIL
by Buy british
Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:15 am
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: Humour/Jokes thread **SOME JOKES MAY OFFEND**
Replies: 79
Views: 16676

Re: Humour/Jokes thread **SOME JOKES MAY OFFEND**

I read that one of President Trump’s protection officers has been dismissed.

In a practice run of an assassination attempt, the officer shouted “ Mickey Mouse “........,,..............he should have shouted Donald, duck !
by Buy british
Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:32 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Chat
Topic: Humour/Jokes thread **SOME JOKES MAY OFFEND**
Replies: 79
Views: 16676

Re: Humour/Jokes thread **SOME JOKES MAY OFFEND**

OK.....what about the..... insomniac, dyslexic. , agnostic fella,..,..........he lay awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog !
by Buy british
Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:00 am
Forum: Faults & Technical
Topic: Smart Key Not Recognised
Replies: 7
Views: 305

Re: Smart Key Not Recognised

BJ..........that's certainly a useful tip if the issue befalls anyone else.

Maybe JLR built the feature into the car to amuse you , as a little puzzle......doh
by Buy british
Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:39 pm
Forum: Main Discovery Sport chat
Topic: 18 month review of a 2016 DS
Replies: 35
Views: 1657

Re: 18 month review of a 2016 DS

Well folks....you may know plenty about cars.......but you know beggar all about sausages...... ",all the same"........,err not in Tesco they ain',t 😱
by Buy british
Thu May 31, 2018 5:09 pm
Forum: Main Discovery Sport chat
Topic: Moving away from JLR.
Replies: 25
Views: 1097

Re: Moving away from JLR.

Barns.....I wouldn't have needed a prayer mat if I hadn't read some of the horror stories on this forum.......gulp. One thing I have already learned, is not to have it in dynamic more around the town centre..............it must cover 20 yards in about a tenth of a second !.....,not ideal when you're...
by Buy british
Wed May 30, 2018 5:36 pm
Forum: Main Discovery Sport chat
Topic: Moving away from JLR.
Replies: 25
Views: 1097

Re: Moving away from JLR.

Well guys......it's now done a whole 20 miles without any drama ..... :roll: ........I must say though that it really is super to drive (I have it in adaptive dynamic mode ). This petrol 240 hp engine is silky smooth, and the gearbox matches it well... (the 290 hp must be mental ) The seats are narr...
by Buy british
Wed May 30, 2018 8:45 am
Forum: Main Discovery Sport chat
Topic: Moving away from JLR.
Replies: 25
Views: 1097

Re: Moving away from JLR.

You're moving away.......I'm moving in for new car collection at 11.00 today.

I've been on Amazon, ..and ordered a prayer mat, and a shrine to Buddah.......

My local chapel said they couldn't help...😖🙏

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